Remember what Wil Wheaton says
Don't be a dick, no don't be a dick
Remember what Wil Wheaton says
Don't be dick on the Internet

Sometimes you may hurt other's feelings
Sometimes you may step on toes
Sometimes you're in other people's dealings
If you listen you won't die alone

Remember what Wil Wheaton says
Don't be a dick, no don't be a dick
Remember what Wil Wheaton says
Don't be dick on the Internet

Sometimes trolling comes too easy
Sometimes being kind is hard
Sometimes feeling nice is queasy
Don't be a dick, it's not that hard.

Be honest, kind and honorable
Work real hard and always be awesome
Honest, kind and honorable
Work real hard and always be awesome

Remember what Wil Wheaton says
Don't be a dick, no don't be a dick
Remember what Wil Wheaton says
Don't be dick on the Internet