In our shipping containers you can find
many things that you might enjoy.
We pride ourselves on love that is blind
to the colour of your payment.
The Fat Controller has no home
he lives aboard our shining dome.

On our clean and shining bridge you can find
the ship's face and the conductor.
We call this our little ship Gordon Tom.
He can be cheeky but he's fine.
His brain is kept down a few floors
he's wired to the reactors.

Ships like ours need children's brains to go
we have some in jars for you, too.
We think he will be happy, quite so.
He likes to read books with kittens
His parents were properly paid.
His sister went to college, too.

The fat controller gives out specials for
little ships that follow through on
special tasks that he assigns and for
which he feels are really needed.
One time we took a whole scout troop
out where the brain extractors poop.

I hope that you can buy the model set.
If features real parts that can go.
The gift shop is located in the aft
near where the engine exhaust blows.
We think that you might like this toy
it is good for kids and monkeys.

If you find that you can not pay the fare
we can make arrangements that work.
Sometimes we need someone to take the mop
where Gordon Tom has been at work.
He often has no maintainers
other than shipping containers.