The demons hunting you are just
little kids and you must know that.
The real concern is cosmic dust
turning you to dust that goes splat.

I hope that you like to drink lots
of goo 'cause that's the theme tonight.
I wanted some pickle themed shots
but that just can't always be right.

And when you go candy hunting
I hope that you really do not
end up blotto, fit for grunting,
unable to make a whole thought.

I really hope that in your case
you like to sing with the pumpkins.
The pumpkins will not eat your face.
They are singing with the munchkins.

I hope you are safe and the creche
does not open bursting forth the
wee vampires that are eating flesh.
If you can, I hope that you flee.

I hope that Halloween treats you
kindly and you stay safe tonight
I hope that goblins do not poo
or if they do that you might smite.