I like baby animals.
They're really, really fun.
I like baby animals.
Especially eating everyone.
Especially eating everyone.

They're so crunchy in my mouth.
It's true.
I really love way their mothers squeak
and plead.

I love baby animals, I do.
Especially the very cute ones.
I love baby animals, it's true.
Especially when their mother's squeak.

Not all mothers squeak, it's true.
Some they plead in barking chirps.
Not all mothers squeak, it's true.
Sometimes they only mew.

I like baby animals, it's true.
Especially when they're crunchy!
Crunch, Crunch!
Crunch, Crunch!
I love baby animals, it's true.
They make a really good breakfast,
or lunch.

I love to hear them wiggle
when they're in the cupboard.
I love to feel them jiggle
when they're on my sandwich
in my mouth
heading south
and gobbled all up.

I love baby animals, it's true.
The are so crunchy.
Crunch, crunch.
Crunch, crunch.
I love baby animals, it's true.
Especially when I gobble them up.
Yum, yum.