I fear that the children are hungry.
I fear that they will eat me all up.
I fear that the children are hungry.
And so I must find them, some lunch.

What shall I feed these children today?
They've eaten all the Pokèmon.
What shall I feed these children today?
I tried to feed them beagles, 
I tried to feed them chickens,
I tried to feed them kittens,
but they coughed them up.

What shall I feed these children?
They look so very hungry.
What shall I feed these children?
I would like to know, if you know.
I would like to find them something to eat, it's true.

And if you have something to eat,
perhaps some delicious flesh or meat,
perhaps I could borrow a slice or a chew,
and then feed these children.

What shall I feed these children?
I would like very much to know.
I've tried Pop Tars and pop idols,
I've even tried a shoe or two.
These children are so hungry.
These children they look really mad.

I think perhaps that Uncle Stan
died last week and they didn't tell me.
He's not out of town, they just ate him up.