I know you're a musician
but I don't think that's what people mean
when they say,

Loving your guitar.
Loving your guitar.

Your relations are quite absurd. It's true.
I don't even know how you do it, mechanically.
And yet, there you go

Loving your guitar.
Loving your guitar.

I've seen the pictures on your social media page.
I've seen the caresses and gentle kisses on the page
and so there is no doubt to anyone's mind at all.
You just keep on

Loving your guitar.
Loving your guitar.

I didn't realize exactly what you meant
when you said, you were in love with it.
I just thought you liked to rock out.
I didn't know you were truly in love.

But now I can't deny, I really can't deny
All you want to do is
love on your guitar
Now I can't deny that I'm feeling quite shy
There's no one to deny that you're
loving your guitar.

I thought we had something special
I thought it was true. You left me at the altar.
So you could return to the room
and when I came back there, I saw you

Loving your guitar
Loving your guitar

You left me at the altar for your guitar
It really is a beautiful guitar, that is true.
It really sounds really nice, I don't deny it.
It really sounds really nice,
I don't deny it and yet
I wish you wouldn't

Love your guitar
Love your guitar