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A Crappity Crap-crap Song

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Title

A Crappity Crap-crap Song

Dedication

for D.B

Tune Of

Lo, How a Rose E’er Blooming

Artist

Mr. Beany's Bitty Band

Duration

02:43

Album

Christmas 2016

Composer

Arranged by Michael Praetorius (1571–1621)

Lyricist

S.W. Black

Album Artist

Mr. Beany's Bitty Band

Date

2016

Lyrics

I want to sing a song that might be about a big old crap.
I think this song might be about my biggest ever crap.
I had a real big crap.
I think you might not believe the size of my bigest crap.

I think you might not believe that my crap it was so huge.
I thought it might be bigger than my mom's Labrador Hugh.
My big old crap it was huge.
I think it was so huge that I might never poop again.

And, now I don't know how that corn it stayed so well within.
I thought I once heard that corn, you digest it, just leaving skin.
I think that my poop, it had skin.
Truly, why does that corn skin feel so wrong to have within?

Perhaps because I stopped eating corn when I was only ten.
I decided corn was no good so I just gave it up.
But why was it still within?
Perhaps that corn was a time trav'ling little piece of crap.

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Category

Alternate Lyrics to Traditional Carols

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