I am the songwriter, 
the songwriter that likes to eat 
many things green and sometimes shiny. 

I am the songwriter 
singing songs of pickles 
though I've never been to 
a pickle festival. 

I have heard those pickle 
festivals can bring 
lots of pickles from the countryside 
dripping from your fangs. 

I have heard those pickle 
festivals can bring 
lots of yummy food for 
your tummy to see. 

Do you like your pickles 
boiled in vinegar? 
Do you prefer the kind refrigerated? 
I like my pickles 
somewhere in my mouth. 

I do not exactly care how they are prepared. 
Because I like 
lots and lots of pickles. 
Small and green and round and oval and sometimes coined. 

I like lots of pickles 
as long as they go down, 
down through my throat to my stomach 
somewhere down there, I think. 

Do you like to eat your pickles? 
And sing more songs that you love 
to the pickles that you love? 
Do you like pickles? 
Singing songs as well? 
Because I am exactly the songwriter for you. 

I'm the songwriter that sings to his pickles. 
And sometimes I sing to other people's pickles. 
Because, you know, I really quite like pickles. 
Sometimes cucumbers and sometimes peppers, too. 

I know some people eat the pickled cabbage. 
But, I avoid it. I have my theories! 
I don't eat that pickled cabbage, no. 
No sauerkraut for me, as far as I can see. 

I like pickles! Yummy, yummy pickles. 
Lots of pickles for my gullet, you see. 
I like my pickles, lots and lots of pickles. 
And now I think I'll go and pour some on me.