Down in the boiler room, the boiler room. 
What did I see there? 
Down in the boiler room! 

I thought I saw a machine 
saying "Hi" to his sweet-pea. 
I thought I saw a machine 
giving a "squeeze" to his sweet, sweet-pea. 

In the boiler room, the boiler room 
it was, oh, very steamy. 
In the boiler room, in the boiler room 
I did not know they had that interface! 

In the boiler room I saw it all 
I saw them "complete the circuit"! 
In the boiler room, in the boiler room 
I saw them screw it tight, 
with the nut and the bolt so tight. 
It was steamy, oh, so steamy 
in the boiler room, in the boiler room. 

I liked to go there! 
before I ran in to the that incident 
I liked to go there 
and perhaps get "steamy" by myself! 

But that day, that day 
when I saw that machine 
making it. 
That day, that day 
when that machine made his love 
out of wood and twine and love 
and "completed the circuit" 
in the boiler room. 

I did not know
what I was seeing, at first. 
I did not know
what to make of the horrible wrenching sounds. 

But in the boiler room, in the boiler room 
I saw something be born. 
A great love had been sworn. 
And now they would live happily 
in the boiler room, in the boiler room.