Someone is the pillow 
and someone else is the bed. 
And I am left
the thrill, thrill-seeker. 

Someone is the pillow 
and someone else the bed, 
and I, yes me,
I'm the thrill-seeker. 

It's so thrilling 
going back to bed. 
You never know what
dreams you will dredge up. 

It's so thrilling 
going back to bed 
But it is still more thrilling
than actually being the bed. 

Because, because 
some people are the bed. 
And some people, they 
are the pillow, instead. 

Because, because 
that's what they said. 
They said they are 
a pillow and a bed! 

Now they're laying
all around the house. 
And squishin', squishin' 
some of their parts. 

And that makes them scream, 
oh, that makes them scream. 
Because there's not really
stuffing inside.