In the meantime, I thought
I might poop my pants, 
but I did not know,
I did not know that I would
poop my pants. Poop my pants! 

I did not know! Did not know that
I might poop my pants! 
In the meantime I thought that I might
poop my pants, Poop my pants!

Poop my pants! Poop my pants! 
In the meantime, thought I would
poop my pants. Poop my pants!
Poop my pants! Poop my pants! 

Did you know that I am sometimes silly? 
Sometimes I talk of doing things 
that I would not really do,
like poop my pants if I could avoid it. 
I do not like to really poop my pants. 
I really try to avoid it.

Did you know, did you know 
that I really don't like to
poop my pants. Poop my pants! 
Did you know, did you know
that I really try not to poop my pants? 

But, you know with this song,
I might just poop my pants. 
Did you know that with this song,
I really might just poop my pants. 

Poop my pants! Poop my pants!
Just poop my pants for this song. 
Oh, poop my pants, poop my pants.
Just poop my pants all night long. 

Sometimes I like to sing.
Yes, I do. Yes, I do. 
Sometimes I like to sing
while I'm taking a poo. 

Sometimes I sing while
I'm sitting on the toilet. 
This is not of them. No, no, no. 
Sometimes I sing while on the toilet. 
This is not one of those songs. 

But, you know, you know that sometimes 
I poop my pants. Poop my pants! 
Sometimes you know, you know 
that I just go ahead and poop my pants! 

I don't like to poop my pants. 
I do not like to
poop my pants. Poop my pants!
Poop my pants! Poop my pants! 

I do not even need to go poop right now. 
I do not need to go poop right now. 
But I'm talking about pooping my pants, 
but I really don't do it all that much.