I don't mean to be rude. 
Have you seen those baby kittens? 
I don't mean to be rude, 
but they aren't wearing clothing! 

They're nude! Yes! Nude kittens! 
They're not wearing a thing! 
They're nude! Yes! Nude kittens! 
And watch them as they swing! 

They're swimming kittens, yes, you know, 
but they swim in the nude. 
They're swimming with the fishes, 
yes, they're swimming with lovely fishes. 
The fishes are also nude! 

Why aren't they wearing clothing? 
I made them some to wear today. 
Cute little outfits, just for the kittens, 
but they did not get dressed. 
They did not get dressed. (That's sad!) 

(Can you sing a different song where they do get dressed? And there's one only swimming cat.) 

[Only one swimming cat?]