My playground was rusty. My playground was sad. We thought we would replace it with something that was not bad. Plastic seemed the thing that everybody used. We thought we might use some plastic, too. But then I thought that eventually it breaks, breaks down. Thrown in to the trash and that's quite unsound. So we went to a different place to get a different kind of machine. Now the playground is really, really keen. That playground there is almost always clean. We used tentacles instead of plastic! Giant tentacles from giant spacey creatures! They love to play with everyone all day, and it's really quite fun! Giant tentacles sticking up out the ground tossing all of the little kids all, all around. It's my playground and it's safe! It's my playground and it's ecologically safe! It is really super, super fun! And we almost never lose anyone. It's my playground and maybe I will go play with that tentacle that will wave me up like a swing. Or maybe I will go to the ones that are teeter-tottering. Maybe I will go to the ones like climbing bars. I think it will be quite fun. It should really be quite fun! This is the best playground!