I
thought
maybe
maybe
I would not poop on myself.
Maybe it would be
different this time.

In a given moment
it could go either way.
I should
have
gone
to the bathroom
sooner.

It was just a little bit
a little bit to stay.
I cleaned it up
as best I could.

I'd clean it up better
when I got home.
I'd clean it up better
but I was not home.

I needed to finish some things.
I needed to finish so much, much, much!
I did not know I would poop on myself.
I hope they did not notice,
but I thought I might stink a little.
Hopefully only if the dogs
put their noses
right against my butt
and sniff, sniffed me there.

I did not want the
people that I
work
with
to notice my stink,
not there.

I was the President
you know.
I was really the best one
for the job.
And I only pooped a little bit!
Surely no one would notice!

It was not like that time
I payed those hookers
to pee on me
while that man took pictures.
That was a good time!
Not like today.

Today when I pooped on myself.