Once, I thought I was a spider. "Maybe that's not me!" I said when I looked in the mirror. "Maybe I'm not a giant spider!" But it was so, so true. I looked in the mirror. I did not like what I saw. I had become a lovely, lovely spider. So, I went and ate some bugs. But I was still so hungry still so hungry so I wanted something more. I was hungry so I started doing one thing more. I ate other spiders! Others like me! I ate other spiders and it filled me up with glee! So many spiders for me to eat. and oh! so delicious inside my tummy! I ate the spiders and I grew. I ate the spiders and never flew. Sometimes I would try to try to catch a bird, it's true! Lovely spiders for me to eat! Giant things, yes! with eight feet! I loved to eat the spiders, even though I'm a spider. It's kind of like what the humans do. For they prey, they prey upon each other. Extracting their juicy, juicy goo. But! Me, I do it literally while they, they do it figuratively. They extract themselves such delicious goo! Making husks of their fellow humans. Yes! It's true!