It's the back attic, everytime.
Everytime, it's the back attic.
It's the back attic, everytime.
Just don't look elsewhere.

You don't need to look.
No, it's just the back attic.
It's the back attic. Everytime.
Everytime, I swear.

Did you know,
that when you go,
it's always the back attic.

Never the front one.
Never the left one.

It's only the back, back attic.
Everytime, oh everyime,
oh, everyime my friend.

It's the back attic everytime.
Everytime you know.
I don't know why you in the basement.
It's never in the basement, for sure.

It's the back attic everytime.
Everytime, it's the back attic.
It's the back attic everytime.
Everytime you know.

You've gone in the other rooms,
all three of the bedrooms.
You've gone in the kitchen,
and the living room
and the dining room.

It's never those rooms.
It's only the back attic.
It's the back attic everytime.
Everytime, my friend.

I don't know why you go,
go to so many rooms.
I don't know why you go.
It's always the same.

I don't know what you're thinking.
One day it might be different?
It might be different someday,
someday my friend.

But, right now, right now,
it's the back attic everytime.

That's where we put it.
Where we put the beast.
In the cage in the back,
back attic.

And I know it's
a whiny, whiny beast.
But, that's why it's in
the back attic.

And, yes, it makes
a little bitty racket.
And sometimes we have to go
and calm the beast, beast down.

But I don't know
why you go anywhere else,
because we know it's always
the back attic.

It's the back attic everytime.
Everytime the back attic.
I don't know why you go
and check the other cages.

We all know the other cages are
full of quieter beasts.
We all know the other cages
really can't be beat.

But the back attic, you know,
was the first cage we installed
and is a little wobbly on
the leftmost side.

It's a little wobbly and
that's where the beast
really rattles and bangs and
clashes, clashes bang.

It's the back attic everyime.
Everytime the back attic.

I'm sorry that the beast
got out that time.
It's the back attic everytime
Everytime, my friend.

I'm sorry about your mother
and your pa and your dog.
And the beast,
it really made a mess of your hall.

But we got it caged again,
caged again, you know.
And this time we didn't put it
in the back attic.