Santa, are you online?

  • Album: 50/90 2015
  • Track: 11
  • Year: 2015
  • Title: Santa, are you online?
  • Album Artist: Mr. Beany’s Bitty Band
  • Composer: John Francis Wade (1711–1786)
  • Poet: S.W. Black

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Santa, please hear us.
We love and cherish you.
We want you to have a good time visiting us.
We really love you. We love your reindeer, too.
We hope that they like veggies.
We’ve made them a nice salad.
We hope like you like humus
‘cause chickpeas rock.

Santa, please hear us.
We hope you got our letters.
We would call your phone
if we had your number.
You can reach us with our email address.
If you have Internet.
Do you have a provider?
Is it municipal?
Or do you have Comcast?

Santa, we’re on Facebook,
also Instagram.
We have an Apple if you ever use FaceTime.
We are also on Skype, YouTube and Twitter.
Do you use social media?
We love our social media.
Are you on Tinder
‘cause we could get some coffee.

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