Cosplay’s not just for Halloween

  • Album: 50/90 2015
  • Track: 38
  • Year: 2015
  • Title: Cosplay’s not just for Halloween
  • Album Artist: Mr. Beany’s Bitty Band
  • Composer: Traditional
  • Poet: S.W. Black

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Lyrics

I hope that you’ll agree cosplay’s not just for Halloween.
We dress up in our costumes and have lots of fun, you see.
Chewbacca, Wonder Woman, and the rat-man mutant Scree.
Gender bending and cross play adds twists
twists and turns
You could even dress as Bizarro Captain Kirk.

Perhaps Zor-El and a borg fell in lust or fell in love.
A mechanized uterus could have helped the pair evolve.
A chair like Davros would really give you some more resolve.
And your children could destroy the hall.
Vendors and art.
Mutants, yes, but what would have set them off?

If your father was in Japan in the mid-seventies
He might have been exposed to a children’s TV series.
Three generations of rangers fighting strange entities.
The cosplay pictures would look oh so cute.
Cute as can be.
You’d be posing for pictures all night and day.

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