Please clean up after your puppy

  • Album: 50/90 2015
  • Track: 47
  • Year: 2015
  • Title: Please clean up after your puppy
  • Album Artist: Mr. Beany’s Bitty Band
  • Composer: English Folk Song
  • Poet: S.W. Black

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Lyrics

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We wish you a Merry Christmas,
We wish you a Merry Christmas,
We wish you a Merry Christmas,
And a happy New Year!

Please clean up after your puppy.
Please clean up after your puppy.
Please clean up after your puppy.
There’s poop over here.
The puppy’s poop can cause blindness in kids.
Doctors might not save them!
Roundworms do not kid.

Go clean up after your dragon.
Go clean up after your dragon.
Go clean up after your dragon.
The sheep’s over there.
The dragon loves to play big messy games.
We might slip and tumble,
but who could we blame?

Please clean up after your kitty.
Please clean up after your kitty.
Please clean up after your kitty.
There’s yuck over there.
The kitty’s sleeping out back in the yard.
We’d love you to see her.
Pet gently not hard.

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