Chocolate (as a verb)

  • Album: 50/90 2015
  • Track: 51
  • Year: 2015
  • Title: Chocolate (as a verb)
  • Album Artist: Mr. Beany’s Bitty Band
  • Composer: 18th Century French Melody
  • Poet: S.W. Black

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Lyrics

On the day for eating Choc’late
we will gather once more
to enjoy dark sweets
with nuts or caramel galore.
And if you have something
you think could be more sweet
we can chocolate it up
like bacon or pig’s feet.
If we chocolate your behind
we will first make a mold
We would not want to scald
your dairy air.

Chocolate the cake.
Chocolate the bacon.
We can chocolate everything
we get in our hands.
If you chocolate your dog
he won’t bark that long.
Theobromine poisoning
isn’t something fun.
And if you feed too much
to your elderly aunt
she could end up in a can.

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