Ninja Kittens

  • Artist: Mr. Beany’s Bitty Band
  • Album: 50/90 2017
  • Track: 5
  • Year: 2017
  • Title: Ninja Kittens
  • Album Artist: Mr. Beany’s Bitty Band
  • Poet: S.W. Black
  • Genre: crapcapella


D: Um… Baby kitten songs?

S: Baby kittens ah-you?

P: Ah… Not Baby kittens ah-you.

S: (Mad laughter!)

P: That’s one of your songs!

Baby kittens…
(I’m having nightmares.)
that destroy nightmares.

Baby kittens that visit your dreams.
A ninja team of baby, baby kittens.
Making things as sweet as can be.

Have you ever had a really bad dream,
and then out of the corners crop ninja kittens!
Fixing things! Making everything lovely!
Ninja kittens! Fixing bad dreams!
Making them all lovely!

I once had a really bad dream
and it was scary as can be.
I was shivering and afraid
until I spied that kitten.

Once kitten, two kitten, three kitten, four.
Five and six kittens in the door.
Six kittens here and BOOM BOOM BANG!
They cleared all the trouble away.

Those six little ninja kittens,
they fought and scratched and tore away.
Bad guys could not stand a chance
because the ninja kittens were here.

They were here to stay.

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