• Artist: Mr. Beany’s Bitty Band
  • Album: 50/90 2017
  • Track: 12
  • Year: 2017
  • Title: Garden
  • Album Artist: Mr. Beany’s Bitty Band
  • Poet: S.W. Black
  • Genre: crapcapella

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What should we eat from the garden today?
What had grown for our plate?
I would like to eat some food!
The garden seems a good fit.

What shall I eat? What shall I eat?
How about this quite lovely beet?
What over there? Is it a hare?
Maybe I’ll eat a carrot, too.
Lovely carrots for my stew!

I like to eat. You like to eat.
Sometimes I like to share my feed.
I like to eat. You like to eat.
Let’s all eat today.

I think I found some bugs to eat.
Lovely bugs! Don’t squish them with your feet!
Lovely, lovely bugs to eat.
If we didn’t eat them, they eat the garden.

I think I found something to eat.
Something quite lovely, true.
Let’s eat some flowers!
They’d make a lovely garnish, yes.
A lovely, lovely garnish, yes.

What to eat? What to eat?
I don’t want anything with feet.
What to eat? What to eat?

But perhaps I’ll eat a heart.
Lovely hearts, lovely, lovely hearts.
Made from plants that’s just the way.

(That’s just… That’s talking about body parts now.)

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