I Am The Songwriter

  • Artist: Mr. Beany’s Bitty Band
  • Album: 50/90 2017
  • Track: 17
  • Year: 2017
  • Title: I Am The Songwriter
  • Album Artist: Mr. Beany’s Bitty Band
  • Poet: S.W. Black
  • Genre: crapcapella

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I am the songwriter,
the songwriter that likes to eat
many things green and sometimes shiny.

I am the songwriter
singing songs of pickles
though I’ve never been to
a pickle festival.

I have heard those pickle
festivals can bring
lots of pickles from the countryside
dripping from your fangs.

I have heard those pickle
festivals can bring
lots of yummy food for
your tummy to see.

Do you like your pickles
boiled in vinegar?
Do you prefer the kind refrigerated?
I like my pickles
somewhere in my mouth.

I do not exactly care how they are prepared.
Because I like
lots and lots of pickles.
Small and green and round and oval and sometimes coined.

I like lots of pickles
as long as they go down,
down through my throat to my stomach
somewhere down there, I think.

Do you like to eat your pickles?
And sing more songs that you love
to the pickles that you love?
Do you like pickles?
Singing songs as well?
Because I am exactly the songwriter for you.

I’m the songwriter that sings to his pickles.
And sometimes I sing to other people’s pickles.
Because, you know, I really quite like pickles.
Sometimes cucumbers and sometimes peppers, too.

I know some people eat the pickled cabbage.
But, I avoid it. I have my theories!
I don’t eat that pickled cabbage, no.
No sauerkraut for me, as far as I can see.

I like pickles! Yummy, yummy pickles.
Lots of pickles for my gullet, you see.
I like my pickles, lots and lots of pickles.
And now I think I’ll go and pour some on me.

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