Car Songs 26

  • Artist: Mr. Beany's Bitty Band
  • Album: 50/90 2017
  • Track: 22
  • Year: 2017
  • Title: Car Songs 26
  • Album Artist: Mr. Beany's Bitty Band
  • Poet: S.W. Black
  • Genre: crapcapella

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Liner Notes

Individual songs are at:

  • 00:00 : I might sing a song
  • 02:19 : Wrong Lane
  • 05:55 : Highway Transport
  • 11:31 : Growing Greener

Lyrics

I might sing a song

I think I might
sing a song for you.
Have you thought of listening?

I think I might
sing a song for you.
Will you listen to it?

I know you are busy.
I know that you have to work.
I know you're busy.
But, I'm busy, too!

I think I might sing a song.
Maybe it won't take that long.
I think I might sing a song,
but will you listen to it?

I'm not going to be small
all that longer.
No, sirree.
Soon, I'll be as tall as you,
and I'll sing somewhere else.

I am going to sing this song.
I hope you might listen to it.
If you don't listen, I suppose,
I might sing it just as well.

But, you know, eventually
I'll be out of here.
You only have so many chances to hear.

Wrong Lane

I think I might be in the wrong lane!
I think I might be in the wrong, wrong lane!
I was where I normally go.
But today, I'm in the wrong lane!

If you're in the wrong lane,
you've got to correct your approach.
If you're in the wrong lane,
be kind to your fellow drivers!

Wrong lanes can make disasters.
And cause horrible accidents.
Wrong lanes don't get you there faster.
You should slow down and focus!

Some people don't think you should
sing while you're driving wood.
Hauling wood it takes its toll,
not as heavy as carrying!

I am not hauling wood.
Or carrying it on my back.
I'm just driving this, my car,
and I am not a duck, so I don't quack.

I am driving my car.
And I hope to get there some day.
I am just driving my car.
And this is what I will say.

I will say, slow down and focus here.
Slow down, and stop drinking beer!
I will say slow down and focus here.
You can sing while you drive, but don't drink that beer.

Please don't drink beer
while you drive, not ever!
Please don't drink that beer!
Never while you drive!

I have heard that some people think
that I shouldn't sing while I drink.
But you know, it's a safe thing to do,
because I'm going to blow through
that stop light, right over there,
because then I'm not in the driver's seat.
The stop light right over there,
if I'm sitting and drinking, then it's alright!

I think you might enjoy something
that some people call very strange.
I think you might enjoy something
that's quite like dancing on strings!

Have you thought of dancing on strings?
Lovely strings way up off the ground.
Have you thought
of dancing while singing out loud.

I think I might do something.
Something that is really awesome.
I think I might do something,
and stop singing this song!

Right, right now!
This is the end of this song
I am stopping here.

Highway Transport

Highway transport!
Transporting that highway.
Highway transport!
How do you transport a highway?
Highway, highway transport.
I think my highway has gotten ahead of me.

Highway transport.
Where has it gone?
I think that highway there
might be doing something queer.
I think that highway there
might be singing songs to me.

Highway transport.
They're transporting that highway today!
Highway transport.
And it's singing while they're hauling it away!

I think that highway wants to eat!
I think that highway's calling me!
I think it wants me to go out
dancing Friday night!

But that highway that's transported
what does it like to dance to?
But that highway being transported
does it even have feet to dance?

Highway transport!
They're transporting that highway today.
Highway transport!
It's looking at me as it goes away.

I think it wants to sleep with me.
Or will I sleep on it?
I don't know the mechanics of the
situation but I think
I might get wet!

Rain is coming tonight.
That is why I will get wet.
If I'm sleeping on road tonight
that is something I might regret.

That highway is being transported today!
That highway is winking clearly my way!
Or maybe it just wants
to go out to get away!

Highway transport!
It's not highway robbery!
That highway transport!
It might be the death of me!

That highway is winking!
That, of that, I'm sure!
That highway is thinking
of my beautiful, beautiful body!
Of my beautiful, beautiful body!

That highway, right there,
it is being transported.
I hope that highway doesn't want to feel me bare.
At least I hope not spread on the pavement.
That would be really ouchy.
I don't want to be spread out upon that pavement for the highway.

Highway transport.
Are they taking that highway away?
Highway transport!
Are they going to lock it away?

Perhaps that highway
is actually a mass murderer.
Perhaps that highway
has killed oh, so many more.

Highway transport. Highway transport.
Highway transport.
Now that highway's away.

Growing Greener

The grass is growing greener.
The grass is growing greener.

I don't know what they have used
but the grass is growing greener.
I have heard that sometimes they
like to use food dye
to make that grass greener
then your neighbors, that's why.

The grass over there is greener!
The grass over there is greener!

Hopefully you're not
a cow and you won't want to chew it.
Because even if it's greener
it might not be nutritious.
Because even if it's greener
it might be decoration.

I hope your grass
is green and healthy.
I hope your cows are healthy, too.
I hope they have not overdosed on
food coloring that you use.

The grass over there is greener.
The grass over there is greener.

The grass over there is greener.
And so are you.

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