Car Songs 27B

  • Artist: Mr. Beany's Bitty Band
  • Album: 50/90 2017
  • Track: 23
  • Year: 2017
  • Title: Car Songs 27B
  • Album Artist: Mr. Beany's Bitty Band
  • Poet: S.W. Black
  • Genre: crapcapella

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Liner Notes

Songs include:

  • 00:00 : A Hungry Song
  • 00:47 : Weirdest Person in the World
  • 02:44 : Weirdest in the Whole Universe
  • 04:05 : No Idea
  • 05:38 : Careful Traffic

Lyrics

A Hungry Song

[Hey, um. Roar-dee roar-dee, roar-dee, roar roar roar.]

I am so, so, so so so
so so very hungry.
I think maybe
I could eat a whole pie.
I think maybe I will
eat until I cry.
I am so, so, so so so
so, so, so, so hungry!

[You are the weirdest person in the world! Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah!]

Weirdest Person in the World

I'm the weirdest person
in the world
so says my daughter!

I'm the weirdest person
in the world
that's what she told to me. [Yes, you are.]

I think I'm pretty weird, but
I think that is also normal. {No, it's not.}
I think I'm pretty weird
but not quite weird enough!

I think if I try a little harder, I could get even weirder.
So, I will practice being weirder.
I hope that pleases my daughter, yes.
Because I want to do my weird, weird best!

I like to be deliciously weird.
And delightful and stuff
and super and fun and one day soon
I will finish that stuff.

That lovely weird stuff
that I'm working on.
One day it
will all be done.

[You are the weirdest person in the world!]
{You're one of the weirdest persons I know.}
[You're more weird than ... or me or anyone else in the world!]
[Or even in the universe!]

Weirdest in the Whole Universe

I am one of the weirdest
people in the whole universe. [Even me!]
I'm one of the weirdest
people including my dear daughter.

She knows the weird things.
It's what she kind of studies.
She's a Professor Emeritus
of Weirdness.

She studied at school to
learn about the weird.
Because she wanted to learn about her father.

She studied at school
to learn about the weird
so she could understand me.

[Okay, what are you saying?]
(I'm saying you got a college degree
in weirdness so you could understand me better.)

No Idea

I have no idea what you're saying, so
maybe we should just say something else.
I think that this might be something else to say.
Say, hey-hey-hey-hey. This is what I say. [Hey!]

I think, I think
I think I see something pretty.
I think, I think
I see something real pretty.

Do you think you see something pretty, too?
Maybe something pretty with two wheels. I don't know. Maybe it has four. Or perhaps, those are eyeballs.
Are those pretty eyes-- [Okay! Please
stop that! It's driving me crazy now!] (Hehe. You don't like that one?)
(Was it because I confused the wheels for eyeballs?)
[Argh! It's too creepy for me!!]
(Hehe. Oh. Sorry.)

Careful Traffic

Careful, careful! Traffic, traffic!
Careful, careful! Traffic!
Careful, careful! Traffic! Traffic!
Careful, careful! Traffic!

I think this traffic is scary! [Rawr!]
I think this traffic is scary! [Rawr!]

Traffic, traffic! Traffic, traffic! [Rawr!]
Traffic, traffic! Traffic, traffic! Traffic!
[Rawr!] Traffic.

[Rawr!]
{I like that song.}
(Thank you.) [...]
{It's got punch!}

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