• Artist: Mr. Beany’s Bitty Band
  • Album: 50/90 2018
  • Track: 15
  • Year: 2018
  • Title: Table
  • Album Artist: Mr. Beany’s Bitty Band
  • Poet: S.W. Black
  • Genres:
    • crapcapella
    • improvisation
    • lo-fi acapella


I like to eat my food
from a table
not from a llama.
It’s just what I’m used to,
I don’t want to bother,
but I don’t want to eat
on this llama today.
“Do you have a table?”
is what I’m trying to say.

I think I like to do
lots of things that require
tables instead of other things.
Sometimes I like
to write about a bike,
and sometimes I like
to draw a picture.
I know you wanted me
to use that orca,
but orcas are wet,
and my paper sticks to it.

How would you like
to do something like
play a board game.
I know you said we could
use that camel,
but it’s really not the same.
Camels are kind of lumpy.
They’ve kind of got the bumpies.
And this board game,
it kind of takes some space.
I know you’re just
being as nice as you can be,
but I really want a table.

For me.

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