My Hair Smells Like Butt

  • Artist: Mr. Beany’s Bitty Band
  • Album: 50/90 2018
  • Track: 21
  • Year: 2018
  • Title: My Hair Smells Like Butt
  • Album Artist: Mr. Beany’s Bitty Band
  • Poet: S.W. Black
  • Genre: crapcapella

Lyrics

You are saying that my hair smells just like poop.
But it only smells like poop
Because I rubbed it on your butt.
That’s why my hair might smell like poop

Because your butt is made for pooping.
My hair smells just like your butt!
So if my hair smells like poop
it’s because your butt smells, too!

So, maybe, go and poop out your poop
And wipe your own butt.
While my hair smell like poop
All the day, and maybe all night.

Someday, I will wash my hair
And it might smell alright.
But for now, for now,
My hair smell like poop.

Sometimes I dream
That I have my head in a toilet.
Sometimes I dream
That there’s poop instead of hair.

But it’s because,
my hair smells like poop
Because somehow,
I put my hair in your butt crack.

Somehow, my hair smells just like your butt crack.

[You did!]

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