Something Weird

  • Artist: Mr. Beany’s Bitty Band
  • Album: Christmas 2016
  • Track: 16
  • Year: 2016
  • Title: Something Weird
  • Album Artist: Mr. Beany’s Bitty Band
  • Composer: Traditional
  • Poet: S.W. Black

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Once up on a day I thought I might eat something weird.
Something weird with long tentacles, but not a ten tacled beard.
I hope you thought it might be cool. I thought you might like it.
This is my slightly weird song for a slight ly weird kid.

I hope you like tentacles in your song and it is cool.
Not slimey tentacles. Just tentacles sticking in your grool.
I hope you like to eat your grool with ten tacles nice and green.
Or perhaps you prefer them mauve, it’s all okay with me.

I hope you like eat something and it sits well with you.
I don’t want to hear that you puked all over my new shoes.
I hope you like to eat your food with your forks and your knives.
Your older now so you use knives and not just sticks and twine.

Your old enough to use the knives because you’re growing nice.
You’re tall and strong and kind and smart and soon you’ll become wise.
Or per haps not wise, you’ll be bears. I’m not sure how it goes.
But however you end up, I hope that you have toes.

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