Don’t Look So Haughty

  • Artist: Mr. Beany’s Bitty Band
  • Album: Christmas 2016
  • Track: 25
  • Year: 2016
  • Title: Don’t Look So Haughty
  • Album Artist: Mr. Beany’s Bitty Band
  • Composer: Tempus adest floridum, from Piæ Cantiones, 1582
  • Poet: S.W. Black

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I would like to eat your brains
maybe for dinner.
Have you consider’d brains
aren’t only for winners?
Losers they can eat your brains
thus becoming winners.
How would you like to eat brains
of the ones who run slowest?

I would like to eat your brains
maybe you’d like to try
eating some lovely brains
maybe and a thigh.
I would like to eat soem brains
maybe other parts, too.
I’ve heard the visu al cortex
does not taste like horse glue.

I would like to eat your brains
lovely for dinner
mash them up and cover them
with some plum sauce, yummy
I would like to eat your brains
maybe pan fry them.
Who am I kidding, now?
I think I’ll just try them.

How would you like to eat brains
sitting on a porch swing?
Have you ever thought of brains
while you’re farting thoroughly.
I would like to eat some brains
cover them in Horsey
sauce from Arby’s, yes, that place.
They do not offer brains, yet.

I would like to eat some brains.
Cover them in mushrooms
Piled on a cheese pizza
Smother them with bacon.
How do you like to eat brains?
Maybe in your coffee?
Brains for breakfast can be good.
Just don’t look so haughty.

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