Good Enough to Eat

  • Artist: Mr. Beany’s Bitty Band
  • Album: Christmas 2016
  • Track: 26
  • Year: 2016
  • Title: Good Enough to Eat
  • Album Artist: Mr. Beany’s Bitty Band
  • Composer: Tempus adest floridum, from Piæ Cantiones, 1582
  • Poet: S.W. Black

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I would like to eat your flesh
rip it from your bones.
Please would you give me your flesh
maybe just your toes.
I am very hungry, sir
or are you a ma’am.
I don’t care because your butt
looks good enough to eat, yum.

I think that your flesh might taste
yummy like some peaches.
Have you thought of dipping yourself
in plum sauce for seasons.
I would like to dip your thumb
in some barbecue sauce.
I think you might taste real good
covered with noodles and veggies.

Have you thought of maybe not
including those in chili.
If you’re made in to a chili
you’d just need the meat and
maybe chili peppers, true.
Maybe those are optional.
How would you consider it
if I made a soup of your head.

Have you thought of maybe dancing on dining tables?
You could do before or after we serve you up on ladles.
I really want to eat you.
I think you are sweet.
Sweet enough to put on my little fork
and spoon and knife.

Have you thought of maybe that
you could become dinner?
Wrap you up and store you tight
you’d be such a winner.
I could eat you for more days
but I do like to eat
so I’d stuff myself while fresh
and you would not go to waste.

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