I ate my door

  • Artist: Mr. Beany’s Bitty Band
  • Album: Christmas 2016
  • Track: 55
  • Year: 2016
  • Title: I ate my door
  • Album Artist: Mr. Beany’s Bitty Band
  • Composer: Traditional English (Derbyshire)
  • Poet: S.W. Black

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One two three, I ate my door.
I like them more. My lovely floor.
One two three I ate my s’more.
And then I watched as a bird sang.

How would you like to eat something
really cool, really swell.
I would like to eat something
that had been something before today.

Would you like to eat human flesh?
Real live flesh. Living flesh.
I would like to eat something
that had been someone before today.

And, I would like to eat this fish
perhaps this dish would be my wish
I would like to eat this nice dish
about now would be just fine.

How would you like to eat a stew
or perhaps some glue made of shoes.
How would you like to do this thing?
And should I take my shoes off?

With one two three I’m out the door.
just like that floor that went before.
I would like to eat this here s’more
but I have ran out of choc’late.

I would like to eat some chocolate.
I like to eat lots of it.
It is good for my tummy.
And, I want to eat all the choc’late.

Would you perhaps have some chocolate
for my tummy? I want some more.
Would you perhaps have some good chocolate
to feed my stomach?

I would like to check your cupboards
and your floor, and perhaps your drawers.
I would like to check all these things
for chocolate for my stomach.

My stomach would like chocolate
Yes, chocolate. And I am sure
that you have my sweet chocolate
so I can feed my stomach.

Would you perhaps like to share
your chocolate stew? Or would you
perhaps like to share your chocolate brew
with my lovely stomach?

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