Eat my toes

  • Artist: Mr. Beany’s Bitty Band
  • Album: Christmas 2016
  • Track: 58
  • Year: 2016
  • Title: Eat my toes
  • Album Artist: Mr. Beany’s Bitty Band
  • Composer: Johann Georg Ebeling (1637–1676)
  • Poet: S.W. Black

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I wondered if you wanted to eat my toes.
They’re over on the table there I suppose.
I thought you might eat something nice and bright.
But I wondered all wrong and I lost track of time.

I thought perhaps I would give out a dance
to the ones that I loved, but they had no chance I
wondered then if I would lose my hair.
But, you know, it was there. It was according to plan.

I thought perhaps, I’d give in to the chance
and roll the dice right then to develop my pass phrase.
I thought perhaps I’d give in to chance.
So I rolled the dice then to develop my pass phrase.

I wondered if you would guess it or then
you had other things planned and I lost my chance. I
wondered if you might dine if I had a chance.
I thought you were like shoes and you loved to sway dance.

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