Favorite Foods

  • Artist: Mr. Beany’s Bitty Band
  • Album: Not Crapcapella
  • Track: 42
  • Year: 2017
  • Title: Favorite Foods
  • Album Artist: Mr. Beany’s Bitty Band

Liner Notes

2017-02-25 @ 02:54pm tags: skirmish superskirmish skirmishss25e ss25e favorite-foods

I’m going to go make cookies with my son now. They’re one of his favorite foods.

Lyrics

How can you have a favorite food
when you have not tried all of the foods?

I would like to eat more foods
experiment with lots of delicious things
but poverty prevents that!
Poverty prevents that!
So I’m limited in what I eat,
sadness makes me cry.

How can you have a favorite food
when you have not tried all of the foods?

I’m what they call a non-taster.
I have fewer tastebuds, true.
But I still like to eat lots of food.
I just don’t taste it well.
I blame my ancestors.
They were drunks, drunks, drunks.

How can you have a favorite food
when you have not tried all of the foods?

Non-tasters have a propensity to alcoholism
It’s because they can’t taste bitter things.
You might think something tastes really bitter,
but I think it tastes squishy and gross, gross, gross.
Because I don’t taste the bitter,
it just tastes gross.

How can you have a favorite food
when you have not tried all of the foods?

But I still like to eat lots of cookies,
and I like to eat lots of cakes!
Yum, yum chocolate!

How can you have a favorite food
when you have not tried all of the foods?

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