Music

Maybe in my lifetime

  • Artist: Mr. Beany’s Bitty Band
  • Album: Christmas 2016
  • Track: 1
  • Year: 2016
  • Title: Maybe in my lifetime
  • Album Artist: Mr. Beany’s Bitty Band
  • Poet: S.W. Black

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I want to see a cool thing.
Per haps a game where play ers’ swing.
I think per haps the Cubs might win.
But may be not in my life time.

Cubs!
Cubs!
Could you one day win a love ly game of sports ball?

Cubs!
Cubs!
Could you one day win?
I love my game of sports ball.

I heard that they once won games but long a go and far a way.
I’ve heard that they did once win games but ne ver in my life time.

Cubs!
Cubs!
Will you one day win a love ly game of sports ball?

Cubs!
Cubs!
Will you one day win?
I love my game of sports ball.

I thought I might sur vive just long e nough to see the Cubs win.
I thought that I might have just one chance for a win in my life time.

Cubs!
Cubs!
Might you one day win a love ly game of sports ball?

Cubs!
Cubs!
Might you one day win?

I love my game of sports ball.
I thought that you might win this game and sure enough,

I could not com plain.
I may be old but you did it.
And I saw it with in my life time.

Cubs!
Cubs!
I knew you would win the love ly game of sports ball!

Cubs!
Cubs!
You real ly won the love ly game of sports ball.

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Stone Cat

  • Artist: Mr. Beany’s Bitty Band
  • Album: Christmas 2016
  • Track: 2
  • Year: 2016
  • Title: Stone Cat
  • Album Artist: Mr. Beany’s Bitty Band
  • Poet: S.W. Black

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I want to pet this lovely kitty
but I don’t know who or what she be.
Is she a shorthair or a Sphinx
or has something horrible happened?

Kitty, kitty, you’re a stone, stone cat.
You were just pretend all the time.
Kitty, kitty, you were just
a concrete statue in a shadow.

I want to pet something really soft.
Like a soft kitty cat and not a bird.
Birds aren’t so soft and they’re so fragile.
I really can’t just hug and squeeze them.

Kitty, kitty, I love you so.
You’re a lovely kitty, I hope you know.
Kitty, kitty, I love you so,
and I hope that you like my song.

I want to name a lovely cat.
And, I think I’d name it Pepper jack.
But then, perhaps I’d change my mind
and then change it to Buttersquash Fish.

Kitty, kitty, I love you so!
Knowing you seems very far away.
Kitty, Kitty, I love you so!
And I want to meet you someday.

I would like to have a cat or two.
When I’m a grown up or maybe older, too.
I think it might be nice to own
a whole kitty cat sanctuary.

Kitties! Kitties! How I love you so!
And in front, there would be stone cat, you know.
Kitties! Kitties! How I love you so!
And I would name all of them.

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I Have No Shits to Give

  • Artist: Mr. Beany’s Bitty Band
  • Album: Christmas 2016
  • Track: 3
  • Year: 2016
  • Title: I Have No Shits to Give
  • Album Artist: Mr. Beany’s Bitty Band
  • Poet: S.W. Black

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I thought I might give a shit tonight but I guess the shits are all out of me.
I thought I might give a shit tonight but I have no more shits to give.

Shit! Shit!
I don’t have no more.
I’ve pooped them all upon the floor.
Shit! Shit!

I had to clean that up and now I have no shits to give.
I thought I might crack a smile tonight as I related that poopy story.
I thought I might crack a smile tonight but then I remembered the stink.

Shit! Shit!
It was all over that stinky smell, it clung to me.
Shit! Shit!

It was all over and I did not want to smell it.
That stinky stuff it did not just go where I wanted it to, don’t you know?
It just clung to me, all my cleaning stuff, and I had to wash three or four times.

Shit! Shit!
It’s so stinky.
And it clings to things, don’t you see?
Shit! Shit!

It was such a mess.
And I really hate cleaning it up.
I used my gloves but it did not help.
My hands they stunk like nothing else.
I tried to clean it but I don’t know when my hands will ever smell right.

Shit! Shit!
I can take no more.
This stink must be sent out the door.
Shit! Shit!

I just can’t take more.
Please, can you make this smell go a way?

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