Christmas is filled with dinosaurs
who like to get presents now.
They are good friends with Santa
They say he brought them back to life.
Back from the darkest grave.
He wishes man were better
and not so prone to misbehave.

Christmas is filled with dodos
who like to get presents now.
They're good friends with Comet,
but Santa brought them back to life.
Back from the bleakest mall.
They're really quite friendly,
not like humanity at all.

Christmas is filled with ground sloths
who like to get presents now.
They're good friends with Dancer,
but Santa brought them back to life.
Back from that dreary night.
They like to get sun glasses
to protect their eyes and their sight.