Here we go, it's board game time
Time to discuss meaning
I want to play something tough.
These zombies are stinking.

I think we should play my game.
I made it last evening.
Would you like to Print and Play
something that I'm screening?

Here we go, it's board game time.
Monop'ly has me seething.
If we wanted to waste time
we could have been eating.

I wanted to play a game.
Perhaps get in some cleaving.
Why are your figures wet?
That for none is pleasing.

Here we go, it's board game time.
The cultists start their meeting.
Munchkin's played with just some cards.
This board games needs cleaning.

Watch out for my little boy
he has started teething.
Please would you let me know if
you smell his butt start stinking.

Here we go, it's board game time.
Winning has him beaming.
He really was quite a fiend
always resource stealing.

I think we could do with a
gentle gaming evening.
I don't want to crush you and
leave you alone grieving.