I like to poop on shoes.
But not my shoes,
that would be gross.

I like to poop on shoes.
Lovely little shoes
with little poop flowers for toes.

When you poop upon a shoe
do you poop and run?
When you poop upon a shoe
do you sit and linger?

When you poop upon a shoe
do you know just one,
one thing about the owner
that you've pooped on?

I like to poop on shoes.
How about you?
Would you like a little doo-doo?

I like to poop on shoes.
Now that I'm done,
I will wipe my butt.