Please schedule me an appointment
I'd like to see on my schedule
a special spot for bacon.
Yes, I'd like to schedule it in.

It is time for bacon.
Or, perhaps, faux-bacon.
I'd like to see some bacon.
Can you schedule it in?

I would like a milkshake.
Can you schedule it in?
Perhaps peanut butter
or bacon to begin.

I'd like on schedule
something really yummy
perhaps some mushrooms
covered in some honey.

But, on my schedule
please make first of all
make a schedule for me
to eat that bacon log.
Make a schedule for me
to eat that bacon log.

Schedule, schedule me some bacon.
And maybe a cheese log made with bacon.
I've heard they make cheese logs 30% out of bacon
perhaps we can change those numbers and make it 66.

Schedule, schedule me some bacon.
I would like to eat more bacon.
I not fakin'. And I'm not quakin'
when I eat all of the health benefits of it.
When I hear the health benefits
to humans (and not to pigs)
when I hear the health benefits of it.