Schedule this and schedule that
I'm scheduling all my day
I would really like to schedule something just to say
Hello to you. Hello to you.
Hello to you. Hello.

I'd like my schedule to contain
three little words that aren't profane.
I love you, sir.
I love you, ma'am.
I love you, whomever or whatever you are.

I'd like this on my schedule.
I think it could be nice.
And with it penciled in right there
I'll make sure I do it, yes nicely.
I'll make sure I do it nicely.

Schedule, schedule me some time.
Just to sit and rhyme
and sing and dance with myself, yes.
I like to sing and dance
and sometimes I stand on my head
and sometimes I'm swinging from the
chandeliers.

But I can't do this, oh, there's no time.
I can't do this, oh, there's no time.
That's why I need you to schedule this.

Schedule, schedule me some time.
Just a little time to spend with you.