I think I might like to sell
something grand
but first I need to
acquire it.

I think perhaps it could be
really, really grand.
But first I would need to
acquire it.

I'm not saying that I would
actually own it.
Only that I might
briefly touch it.

But then I would sell it and
make some good money.
And that could be
very nice.

I think I might like
to sell something grand.
Perhaps I could find a mark
a really, really wealthy mark.
And sell them something
so absurd and grand
that they could not resist.

I think I might like to sell something
truly, truly grand.
Not just a grand piano, no.
Not just uncle Stan.

I think I might like to sell
something grand,
maybe Brooklyn Bridge.

I've heard Brooklyn Bridge
goes for quite a price,
but it's a little run down, I guess.

I'll need to find something else
really grand.
Really, truly grand.

Perhaps I could sell something else,
really, truly grand.