I would like to sing a little song.
Not just for you, for your whole crew.
I would like to sing a little song.
Not for you, for your whole crew.

I think you might  like my little song.
I've been practicing it oh, so long.
I think you might like my little song.
I've been practicing it for so long.

I tried real hard to find you a song
that you would like, but perhaps I'm wrong.
I tried real hard to find you a song
that you would like, but perhaps I'm wrong.

I tought you liked to hear your  songs
with something more conservative and strong.
I thought you liked to hear your songs
with something more conservative and strong.

This is why I've added more guns
to this Christmas song, though long.
that is why I added much more guns
I hope you like your Christmas gun song.

Bang, bang! Bang bang bang bang bang bang! so long.
I'm shooting up this Christmas gun song.
Bang bang! Bang bang bang bang! Christmas gun song.
Please secure your guns all day long.

I think you might like my Christmas song.
I think you might like to keep your guns long.
Please would you keep them secur'd. Please? Please?
I think you might like my Christmas gun song.