Have you seen the zombie horde?
It is just a zombie horde
looking for things to devour.
Your flesh, my flesh and the dog.
I want to eat the zombies
because they want to eat me right back,
you see. Mutually eating.
I want to eat the zombies
because they want to eat me.
Mutual eating, you see.
Then we could all be well fed.

I would like to eat that dog.
What is wrong with his old knob?
I thought it was just a dog,
but mutants, they're in the hall.
I thought these were just zombies
but these are not zombies.
They are really mutant beasts.
How can I kill them all?
I thought that these were zombies,
but they are really strange
horrible mutant beasts.
How do I kill them for sure?

I think it might be real fun,
grabbing guns while on the run.
If it's just a video game
it would certainly not be lame.
But, please, don't send me out.
I don't want to die.
I think it is happ'ning now.
If it's just a game, but
I think I saw something strange
in the bushes eating flesh
and making ripping sounds.
Please don't let them eat me, no.

I think it might be real nice
eating flesh and jumping thrice
as high as I ever could.
Mutant powers, Xmen now.
I think I would like super powers
if I just got some of that mutant stuff.
Maybe I would not turn.
I would hope that I could be mostly human,
but if I wasn't, then so what, I guess.
At least I would be real cool.