Space travel is so very nice 

I think I like it more than fried rice. 
But the rice here it's not that good. 
I think it has insects in it. 
I miss fried rice 
Like back at home. 

I think that 
we won't get there. 
But perhaps I'm wrong. 
That's happened before. 
Maybe I'm not and we'll soon be dead. 

I think this won't work out. 
I'm really quite concerned. 
I think the motor might be going 
That's what I heard the engineer say. 

What will we do? 
I don't know how we'll last. 
This isn't the Titanic it's supposed first class. 

But there are very few lifepods. 
Fewer still that I'd ride on 
There are few life pods 
worthy of my glorious ass... 
Worthy of my fine ass. 

Perhaps I'm wrong. 

Who am I kidding 
I'm never wrong. 
But perhaps all the same 
I think I'll check again. 
Perhaps just one more time. 

They've told me 
I'm too fat to to fit. 
But this is a sign of wealth. 

They need to make more room. 
I'm more worthy than any of these kids. 
I don't know what they'll do. 
I'm going to get very hungry still 

But perhaps 
I am wrong. 
Who am I kidding 
I'm never wrong.