Death Meat Coffee! 
Death Meat Coffee! 
Lots of death 
in your coff, coffee. 

Have you ever 
thought of Death Meat Coffee? 
Would you like for 
it to be a thing? 

Have you ever 
thought of Death Meat Coffee? 
It could be 
just the thing. 

Death Meat! 
Death Meat! 
Isn't all 
meat death? 

Death Meat! 
Death Meat! 
But now it's in 
your coffee! 

Did you know 
some bog butter 
was made of meat 
and not dairy? 

Did you know that 
some bog butter 
was made of meat? 

So we perfected the recipe 
for creaming your coffee with meat! 

That's why we say it's 
Death Meat Strategy! 
Death Meat Strategy! 

Death Meat Coffee! 
Death Meat Coffee! 
It's best for your butter 
that's what we say: 

Death Meat Coffee! It's 
Death Meat Coffee! It's 
basically like butter for your coffee 
if your butter is made from meat, 
if your butter is made from meat!