[The two voices, Left and Right have their dialog entirely separate in this listing. Ideally, it should be a little more interwoven, but it is hard with the technical limitations.]

[The Left]

Hello!

I hope you're having a really good day today!

What's that? 

I didn't hear. What shall you say?

That does not seem to be a very nice thing to say. 
Have you considered being more friendly today? 
Have you considered you could be really quite nice.

I think you're wrong. I think you're being a silly little boy.
Why don't you sing something that I might enjoy!
I think that you would really like to be
something that is more interesting for all to see.

Please, please go away. Go away from me.
Please, please go away. Your face I don't want to see.

[The Right]

Hey!

Go away!

Go away!

I said, hey you! 
Please get off my lawn! 
I really need you to leave, 
you're stinking up my air. 
Hey you! Please get off my lawn, 
I need you to leave!

Yes, I have considered it. 
I considered it several times. 
I came to the conclusion 
that you're out of your mind.

I said, "Hey, this man here
is clearly mad it seems."
Not the friendly zany mad,
just really, really strange.

Why don't you go away?
Go away from me!
Why don't you go away
so your face I don't see?

That's what I what I was
trying to get you to do!
Why don't you go away,
go away, too!