I would like to eat that pickle.
That one pickle sitting over there.

I wrote this pickle song,
just for that pickle there.
I wrote this pickle song,
you could play it, if you dare.
I wrote this pickle song,
I hope the pickle likes it,
and if you do, too,
oh, oh, oh, if you do, too,
that would be fine as well.

Whose pickle is it?
Do you know? Do you know?
Most importantly do I care?
I want that pickle.
Does it have,
does it have an owner, yet?

I wrote this pickle song,
just for that pickle there.
I wrote this pickle song,
you could play it, if you dare.
I wrote this pickle song,
I hope the pickle likes it,
and if you do, too,
oh, oh, oh, if you do, too,
that would be fine as well.

I want that pickle.
If it's not in a belly,
I think it could be in mine.
If it's not in a belly,
I think being in mine would be divine.
Bellies for pickles, and pickles for bellies.
I want to eat more pickles, please.
Would you like that pickle?
I would like it soon.