Lumpy onions! Lumpy bagels! 
Lumpy bits of pumkin pie! 
Lumpy onions! Lumpy bagels! 
Lots of things to make me cry. 

I like lumpy food. 
Just like you, I'm sure. 
I like lumpy food, and 

I'm a lumpy burr. 
A burr is a little 
thing that sticks on folks. 
And you carry around a seed. 

I'm a lumpy burr! 
I'm stuck on your clothes. 
And so, my seeds 
they will spread. 

Lumpy, lumpy burr. 
Be a lumpy burr. 
I'm a lumpy burr with my seed! 

I spread it far! I spread it wide! 
I spread it without a care inside! 
Because, I know my seed 
will live on long after me! 

Lumpy, lumpy burr! 
I'm a lumpy burr. 
It's lumpy burrs as far as I can see! 

I'm a lumpy burr! 
This song's a lumpy burr. 
And they will go off past the sea 
traveling the world and long out-lasting me. 

Lumpy, lumpy burr! 
Be like the lumpy burr! 
Caught in the clothes and the sleeves! 

Lumpy, lumpy burr! 
Be a lumpy burr 
and one day, I'm sure you will see!