I should have bathed in something 
other than poop! 
I should have bathed in something 
that does not stink like poop! 

I've bathed in poop, you see, 
I thought it was chocolate. 
You probably shouldn't bathe in chocolate either, you know. 

How did you know that 
it was poop? 
I tried to smell it, but 
my nose flew the coop! 

My nose it don't work and I'm covered in poop. 
At least that's what they tell me I smell like today. 
I would like to smell things. 
Preferably when I'm not covered with poop. 
I would like to smell things. 

Perhaps my nose could use a Roto-Rooter®! 
You know they use Roto-Rooters on poop, poop, poop, poop, poop! 
You know they use Roto-Rooters in toilets, too! 
Perhaps my nose could use one! Stretch it all out! 
Clean those ducts and clean those pipes and really clean me out. 

I would like to smell something cute! 
Perhaps a donut would not be rude! 
I liked to smell things when I was young. 
Perhaps I'll smell things again before I'm done!