Highway transport! 
Transporting that highway. 
Highway transport! 
How do you transport a highway? 
Highway, highway transport. 
I think my highway has gotten ahead of me. 

Highway transport. 
Where has it gone? 
I think that highway there 
might be doing something queer. 
I think that highway there 
might be singing songs to me. 

Highway transport. 
They're transporting that highway today! 
Highway transport. 
And it's singing while they're hauling it away! 

I think that highway wants to eat! 
I think that highway's calling me! 
I think it wants me to go out 
dancing Friday night! 

But that highway that's transported 
what does it like to dance to? 
But that highway being transported 
does it even have feet to dance? 

Highway transport! 
They're transporting that highway today. 
Highway transport! 
It's looking at me as it goes away. 

I think it wants to sleep with me. 
Or will I sleep on it? 
I don't know the mechanics of the 
situation but I think 
I might get wet! 

Rain is coming tonight. 
That is why I will get wet. 
If I'm sleeping on road tonight 
that is something I might regret. 

That highway is being transported today! 
That highway is winking clearly my way! 
Or maybe it just wants 
to go out to get away! 

Highway transport! 
It's not highway robbery! 
That highway transport! 
It might be the death of me! 

That highway is winking! 
That, of that, I'm sure! 
That highway is thinking 
of my beautiful, beautiful body! 
Of my beautiful, beautiful body! 

That highway, right there, 
it is being transported. 
I hope that highway doesn't want to feel me bare. 
At least I hope not spread on the pavement. 
That would be really ouchy. 
I don't want to be spread out upon that pavement for the highway. 

Highway transport. 
Are they taking that highway away? 
Highway transport! 
Are they going to lock it away? 

Perhaps that highway 
is actually a mass murderer. 
Perhaps that highway 
has killed oh, so many more. 

Highway transport. Highway transport. 
Highway transport. 
Now that highway's away.