I'm the weirdest person 
in the world 
so says my daughter! 

I'm the weirdest person 
in the world 
that's what she told to me. [Yes, you are.] 

I think I'm pretty weird, but 
I think that is also normal. {No, it's not.} 
I think I'm pretty weird 
but not quite weird enough! 

I think if I try a little harder, I could get even weirder. 
So, I will practice being weirder. 
I hope that pleases my daughter, yes. 
Because I want to do my weird, weird best! 

I like to be deliciously weird. 
And delightful and stuff 
and super and fun and one day soon 
I will finish that stuff. 

That lovely weird stuff 
that I'm working on. 
One day it 
will all be done.